I Live Life on Tumblr

This is actually perfect. It sums up both (cyber)fandom and tumblr in the form of an 80s power rock song:

Description of life on Tumblr set to the classic "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. Lyrics below.

This exists because no, I don't have any dignity left, and because yes, Tumblr has become my actual real life, and because IT'S SUMMER AND I REGRET NOTHING ehehehehe

I wanted to make a video for the song displaying photographic evidence of all objects described (the AMURRICA eagle especially), but then I remembered that my video editing software expired two days ago, so. If you feel particularly inspired to do so for me, I'll love you five-ever, and all that.

find me on tumblr - http://batmansymbol.tumblr.com

Lyrics:

Fangirl squeals, Doctor Who, reblog is all I do,

watching Sherlock, Reichenfeels, we need Season Three.

Gorgeous graphics, keyboard smashing, signal boosts and Mako-bashing,

Bryke is trolling, Moffat's trolling, perfect OTP,

Social justice, F-bombs, food porn, om nom nom,

Mean Girls, "The Life and Times," and lawnmowers that can fly,

Please stop tagging your hate, this fic never updates,

all my feels, oh my Godtiss, holy shit I'm gonna cry!

I live life on Tumblr

Yeah, I went through hell

to get this URL

cause I live life on Tumblr

Let me love you, bby,

so call me maybe?

Hiddlestoners, Cumberbabes, who cares if they're twice our age?

Shipping schism, activism, Stewart and Colbert.

Real talk, spam? block, Steve and Tony, Johnlock

and on art blogs, random pics of hair.

Yes this, now kiss, all my feelings in a gif,

Princess Kuzco, SOPA ban, lost ability to can,

Fanart, safe for work? Blatant porn, don't look

Fluffy fics, fanmix, what the hell is Facebook?

I live life on Tumblr

Yeah, I went through hell

to get this URL

cause I live life on Tumblr

Let me love you, bby,

so call me maybe?

Rage toons, screAMING YELL, Merthur and Destiel,

Ruined life, (you tool,) learned more from my dash than school.

Goodbye MegaUpload, reblog this potato!

Cat pics are heaven-sent, "fuck you" is a compliment.

Superwholock, John Green, badass Katniss Everdeen,

Douche anons, torrent host, this has been a text post,

Bridesmaids, irony, overuse of "literally"

GPOY, lol nope, how'd this get ten thousand notes?!

I live life on Tumblr

Yeah, I went through hell

to get this URL

cause I live life on Tumblr

Let me love you, bby,

so call me maybe?

Ovaries long-gone, screw M. Night Shyamalan,

Askbox limits suck, I'll tell you 'bout Homestuck.

Game of Thrones, out of spite, killed off everyone you liked

-Amurrica is so free, Post-Potter Misery

Sepia? Hipster found! Existential quotes abound,

Missing E., can't unsee, ehehehe LOKI'D!

I live life on Tumblr

Yeah, I went through hell

to get this URL

cause I live life on Tumblr

Let me love you, bby,so call me maybe?

All my creys, typeface and vids I do not understand

Wow rude, spONGEBOB sTOP, too bad I can't Photoshop

Canon/fanon, what the hey, think I'll ship it anyway,

Be right back I'm tearbending, why is Finchel still a thing? ((sorry, authorial bias showing, heh))

Special snowflakes, Yu-Gi-Oh, da da dadadada da da AFRO,

Germany, Italy, ship them like Dramione.

No regret, that I met, strangers on the internet

thanks to Rule 34, I can't even anymore!

I live life on Tumblr

Yeah, I went through hell

to get this URL

cause I live life on Tumblr

Let me love you, bby,so call me maybe?

Hey, I just met you... and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe?